Re-inventing "Now"



Ask away!  
Reblogged from modestdemidov

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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Reblogged from asexual-not-a-sexual

r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

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Reblogged from prettyboyshyflizzy

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

postracialcomments:

miniprof:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

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immortalmogar:

RT Podcast #272 - Crab talk

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vintageshi:

#America #American #NATIVE #NATIVEAMERICAN #NDN #indigenous

vintageshi:

#America #American #NATIVE #NATIVEAMERICAN #NDN #indigenous

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Reblogged from glowcloud

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

image

SUE

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Reblogged from lgbtlaughs

lgbtlaughs:

so basically the UK’s fave gay couple is a pair of CGI meerkats aka aleksandr orlov and sergei (with baby oleg)

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Reblogged from dualpaperbags
dualpaperbags:

Now you too can play along with Yuri Bingo at home

dualpaperbags:

Now you too can play along with Yuri Bingo at home

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